5. we drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now [accidentally open; text]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Dear Santa,

I've never really believed in you except for that time Dean convinced me you were coming down the chimney to eat us which was why we never had one. But I guess I'm feeling hopeful or something, so what better way to be thankful for the good stuff than to ask for more, right?

So here's what I'd like:

-A laptop. My own. Because Dean sucks at cleaning up after himself and how hard is it to clear your browser history?
-My favorite shirt, you know the one. I didn't exactly get to pack.
-Cooking lessons. Turns out I kind of suck.
-Oh I heard there was a new My Little Pony show and it was really good, can we get that?
-Something nice for Mom. I mean, I'm getting her something, of course, but even though she's Mom and I love her, I really don't know her well enough to know what she wants. Not really.
-For everyone to keep getting along. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, because stuff like this? Doesn't happen to us.
-To make Jess happy. To know what to say to her. Don't let me fuck this up.

-For Dean to stay happy. This is the most comfortable I've ever seen him, and it's a shame it's here, but he deserves it. He won't tell me what happens but I know something does... just don't let me fuck this up, too.

Yeah I guess I pretty much have what I want right now. But that's usually when it gets taken away, so for Christmas, I'd like to keep it.

Sam


[Several minutes later, audio is heard.]

Oh my... shit.

Comments

audio:

[charring]

Cooking lessons, huh? I think I can help with that.

text;

[undespairing]

This Santa sounds like a really good man if he's going to give you all of that. Aside from the eating people part of course.

audio:

[iwatchtjhooker]

Charlie, please disregard this whole thing.

text;

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's not Santa. Look, this was all a huge mistake.

text;

[undespairing]

It's not? His name's right there though.

Oh, was this supposed to be private?

audio:

[charring]

If you insist. Just remember, the offer still stands.

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

My Little Pony? Really?

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

I don't know your mom very well, but-- I think if you're happy, that'll be gift enough, and anything that you'd give her so long as it's well-meant and heart-felt, will make her quite happy.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

It wasn't supposed to exist.

And I meant it's not Santa who eats people.

[iwatchtjhooker]

You never saw anything.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

I feel like I have much bigger problems now.

audio:

[iwatchtjhooker]

I'll remember that part. Thanks.

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure I did.

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

How so?

[iwatchtjhooker]

I was possessed. Or something.

I'm really way cooler than this.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Did you see the cheesy declaration portion of our programming?

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

[ There's a very long pause before she answers. ] I realise I don't know you and you know me even less, but I know your mother some and Dean well enough, and especially Dean is much happier now than when-- than before. The fact that you're here matters, a lot, and it makes both of them happy.

You were here before, and when you left, Dean-- didn't take it very well. Don't tell him I said that.

My point, if any, is this. I don't know how screwed up your life might be back in your home world, but you're all here now, and you're together, so...




[ ooc; and here's to hoping I didn't read that comment completely wrong now... ;-; ]

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Makes perfect sense. Really, really.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Yeah. I know that. And I guess, that considered, everyone seeing this crap isn't so bad a thing. It's just embarrassing. But thanks.

You said Dean... What did he do?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Happens all the time.

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[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Besides get wasted and try to shoot the Deities? Be miserable, mostly.

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

Maybe in your world. Here, not so much except on curse days.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Couldn't this be one?

[waitedforyears.livejournal.com]

It is, but I'm pretty sure it's not of the possessing kind.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh.

Yeah, that sounds like him.